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Foeword Christian soldiers. Faith the context, not works was before God. God is Whatnots, a kind of insurance agency, and you have to pay premiums. Premiums is why we work. For Fee, Finis and Foe Inc. "Think of it as not for-you. Think of it as for Godnot. God is what-will-not happen." "What happens ?" "That is up to you. You are going to have to take full responsibility there. By clause 817c of the Honesty in Religion Act, I must disclose that there is a lot of fine print in the contract; the 'we are not responsible clauses'. I would read it carefully. But look - it is not for-you, it is for-your wife, your kids, your dear-old had. Notinsurance Co. guarantees - you give us money and we will give you - NoNot much. But there is a cheaper way. Ground-burial or cremation ? Compostable or flame-retarded ? And all this NoNot, just for the same price as a sky-high belief-blower. "

War in Wonderland - Heil Hitler - alias the Hi-all-hitter. The Nazis were good Lutherans and Christians. It's just they changed the order of the sequence of judgement. They put hell first, not "hell no - we won't go !", but hell-now. Why wait for God's judgement. We know what it is. Let's put it before God. Let's put it now, a pre-paid plan. Believe-in-Christ or go to hell for eternity. Heil Hitler or death now. What is the difference really ? Seems only a matter of timing and severity of the sentence. Personally I prefer the now-annihilation as more lenient, to the eternity, that's forever folks, dammed if I do and damned if I don't. They put man before God, man's judgement before God's judgement.

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